适合4个人表演的幽默英语剧本故事情节要精炼简洁，主题明确，最好在对剧本是安排好剧情发展。

　　4人幽默英语剧本(一)

　　公园记(四人课堂话剧)

　　A(衣衫褴褛) B(衣着光鲜) C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者

　　B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前。

　　A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

　　B：(厌恶)让开，让开。(然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了) A：先生，先生。(A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B)

　　B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。(看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了) C：他真愚蠢啊

　　A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„(仍拉着B衣服的后摆)

　　B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌!(还是没有回头看A一眼)

　　C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢?

　　E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

　　与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

　　E：先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊。

　　A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

　　F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

　　B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

　　F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了?

　　A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„

　　F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子?

　　E：是啊，是啊。(E傻傻地拼命点头)

　　C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

　　A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

　　B:Get away,get away,dirty man.

　　A:Sir,sir!!

　　B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

　　A:But....sir....please listen to me.....

　　B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!

　　C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

　　E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?

　　F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

　　B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

　　F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

　　A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

　　F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?

　　E:Yes,yes.

　　C:Ai,men is so silly.

　　四人英语话剧剧本

　　The Rolling Orange

　　人物

　　Tom:Father Orange

　　Klye:Mother Orange

　　Wallis:Older Sister Orange

　　Jessie:Little Brother Orange

　　Characters

　　Father Orange:He is a middle-aged,considerate,and thoughtful man.

　　Mother Orange:She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father.She is also very optimistic.

　　Older Sister Orange:She is young ,energetic,and competitive .

　　Little Brother Orange:He is the youngest and,therefore,a little spoiled.

　　SCENE I 场景一：果园

　　One Morning in an Orange Orchard.

　　(Today is a sunny day .An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard.)

　　Father:I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning).

　　Mother:Well,it wasn’t the first time to be like this.

　　Sister:A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.

　　Brother:That really scared me.They got out and started to climb up ladders.

　　Sister:(Afraid suddenly) Oh!My friends were grabbed and put into large bags.I could hear them yell for help.

　　Father:Hey!We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise,they’ll notice us.

　　Mother:But it’s useless.

　　Sister:Oh,God!We’re discovered!

　　Brother:Oh!We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches.What will we do for food and water?

　　Sister:It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers.

　　Mother:Well,we’ll just have to do our best.

　　Father:Yeah!

　　SCENE II

　　On a Fruit Stand.

　　(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour,they are placed on a fruit stand.)

　　Sister:Gee!This place is so cold and desolate.I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).

　　Brother:I tried to make friends with these people on our way here,but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.

　　(Suddenly)

　　Sister:Oh!Mother!How could they do that?

　　Mother:What are you talking about?

　　Brother:I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look).

　　Father:What did you see?

　　Sister:My friends were cut up and eaten.How could they do that?I’m so scared.

　　Father:Now,children,be calm.

　　Mother:Sh~Someone’s coming.

　　Father:Try to be quiet.

　　Sister:I don’t want to be taken away.

　　Brother:Oh!My friend’s being taken away.

　　Sister:Your friend looks so fat.

　　Mother:If we look sour,maybe we won’t be taken away.

　　Brother:That’s a bright idea.But how could we look sour?

　　Mother:Now,children,stop being scared and calm down.

　　Father:Oh!No!I’m being looked at.

　　Mother:I told you not to eat so much.Now you look so fat and juicy.

　　(Father is being taken away.)

　　Brother:Oh,no,Dad!

　　Father:(Sadly) Good bye,children.

　　Sister:Oh!Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.

　　Mother:Oh,no!

　　Brother:Stop that.Our father can’t be taken away.

　　Mother:Look,he’s being bagged and put into a cart.

　　Sister:Hey!The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.

　　Brother:A car’s pulling up.

　　Mother:Oh,no!His bag is being picked up.

　　Sister:But it’s breaking.And Dad’s falling out.

　　Brother:Dad’s rolling away.

　　All:(Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL!ROLL!He’s getting away.

　　Sister & Brother:Yip!Yip!Hurray for Dad!

　　Mother:Oh!Thank God.