英语的短剧剧本要精练台词，要把握好想要体现的话剧意义。

　　A(衣衫褴褛) B(衣着光鲜) C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者

　　B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前

　　A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

　　B：(厌恶)让开，让开。(然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了)

　　A：先生，先生(A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B)

　　B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了(看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了)

　　C：他真愚蠢啊

　　D：是啊是啊(D点头附和)

　　A：可先生您听我说(仍拉着B衣服的后摆)

　　B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌!(还是没有回头看A一眼)

　　C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢?

　　E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

　　D：是啊是啊

　　与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

　　E：先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊。

　　A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

　　F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

　　B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

　　F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了?

　　A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲

　　F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子?

　　E：是啊，是啊(E傻傻地拼命点头)

　　C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

　　D：谁让这是一个童话呢

　　为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

　　A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

　　B:get away,get away,dirty man.

　　A:sir,sir!!

　　B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

　　C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

　　D:yes,yes.

　　A:but....sir....please listen to me.....

　　B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

　　C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

　　E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

　　D:yes,yes!!

　　E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

　　F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

　　B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

　　F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

　　A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

　　F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

　　E:yes,yes.

　　C:ai,men is so silly.

　　D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

　　《梁祝歪传》

　　人物：梁山伯 祝英台 马文才 英母 英父

　　第一场景： 祝英台依依不舍 梁山伯挥泪惜别

　　背景音乐 上海滩 梁山伯上场

　　梁：Where is my Yingtai

　　(此时，背景音乐 少女时代的Gee 祝英台上场 彰显笑点 英台请注意表演)

　　梁: Yingtai ，I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.

　　祝: I love you, too! Don’t worry. BoBo, I only love you in this world. I’ll marry you as

　　soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.

　　梁: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

　　祝: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo,this time I really should be going.

　　(依依不舍 背景音乐响起 不见不散 两人分别逐步后退)

　　第二场景： 英母喜爱马文才 英父痛批贪婪心

　　英母：darling darling。。。。(拉住英父)

　　英父：( 怒气转身) No matter what you Say, it is useless. The child's wedding could not be so hasty.

　　英母：but dearling ,Mawencai was so cool and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for marriage.And…….. (被英父打断)

　　英父： I told you many times, we could not decide yingtai’s wedding.

　　英母：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and death .But when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not know he is so handsome.The furthest distance in the world is not between poor and rich,but when he stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to yingtai.

　　英父：Oh, honey,you are so konwledegable, 哼哼，give me a kiss，give me a kiss.

　　英母：嘘……..look,too many people…作害羞状

　　英父：easy…拿雨伞挡住 然后Kissing

　　第三场景： 马文才志疏学浅舍重金 英父母笑纳彩礼嫁爱女

　　(马文才上，拿折扇)

　　马：I love yingtai so much. I hope I can make it .

　　马：aunt……(注意回音效果)

　　英母：文才……(注意回音效果)

　　马：哎……

　　英母：oh，That was you， come in ，sit down please!

　　马：aunt, I love yingtai so much，you know . here are my gifts，100 bottles of 国窖1573 .

　　笑点 广告

　　马：喝了1573，腿也不疼了，腰也不酸了，一口气能上三楼了，一瓶顶过去五瓶

　　马:他好，我也好 (整个广告过程面向观众，突出效果)

　　母：What else?

　　马：three Benz and a big house in the seaside and so on .I hope you will like them!

　　母：there is no doubt that yingtai must be yours , you are so handsome.

　　父： NO way ! (大怒指着马)

　　马：that’s why?

　　英父：I will ask you some questions ,listen ….

　　马：OK

　　英父：Do you know who is张国荣, who is张曼玉 ,

　　马：I don’t know.

　　英父：do you know who is 科比布莱恩特, who is姚明

　　马：I don’t know.

　　英父：Do you know 黄岩岛 and 钓鱼山 belong to China

　　马：I don’t know.

　　英父：Do you see yourself? you look like a pig who know nothing? (转向英母)You ask me to Take yingtai to marry him how I can trust him ?

　　英母：I have no words.

　　马：but aunt have accepted my 3 million dollars and gifts.

　　父：money ?You think money can buy everything?True love is priceless!Only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. only 3 million dollar…. (逐渐反应过味来)OK OK You give me 3 million dollar and yingtai belongs to you 把女儿拉过来，推给马文才 (注意背景音乐 陶喆 今天你要嫁给我 )

　　马：Oh,娘子……

　　第四场景： 祝英台越洋提分手 梁山伯闻此怒结怨

　　电话铃声响

　　梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?

　　祝: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.

　　梁: What? Pardon?

　　祝: Because I’ll get married. My parents had taken me to marry Ma Wencai He is so handsome, just like 刘德华. So rich, even richer than比尔盖茨. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.(此时 马文才注意表演)

　　梁: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color see see(给你点颜色看看).

　　祝：shanbo, If life deceives(欺骗) you, don't be sad, don't be impatient! believe me. everything will pass,and all these things will become a kind of memory.

　　梁：FUCK you, the sun of beach(脏话). I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!

　　祝: America? Shit (脏话), You can come to America? Hahahaha大笑 your English is so terrible

　　第五场景：马文才一副空皮囊 梁山伯抱得美人归

　　(梁山伯飞往美国)

　　旁：a year later,liangshanbo found zhuyingtai in American

　　梁: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, do you still know that who I am. I’m here to kill you.

　　祝: Liang….shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.祝英台拉着马文才

　　马: You! Get out of here.

　　梁: You! Get out of here! 背景音乐 儿歌 找朋友 梁马二人表演 有待商量

　　马：流氓会武术，谁也挡不住

　　梁：流氓没文化

　　马：我可是有大学本科学历的………流氓……

　　梁：这年头没有博士文凭也敢出来耍流氓 (梁扔掉扇子，拿出枪)

　　马：Oh,wait please,(接电话) Hello ,I am Wencai , OK ,OK , I will get there now

　　祝: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.

　　马: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way..

　　祝: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典

　　马: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典. I’m just good at 新华字典

　　梁：想走…..It is not so easy (开枪)

　　马文才搞笑吐血

　　祝: Oh, you are a big liar. Just get out of here!! (to Liang Shanbo) Oh, darling, will you kill me? 动作声音妩媚些 妩媚些眨眼睛

　　梁: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.

　　祝: When we were young, you said you will love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? BOBO.

　　梁: No way! Wherever you go, whatever you say, I’ll kill you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.

　　祝: Please believe in me, you know I love you. I love you just like老鼠爱大米. I want to marry you.

　　梁: Really?

　　祝: Oh, of course.

　　梁： Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I was to meet her again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love her, I would say ten thousand years!如果，非要在这份爱上加一个期限，我希望是……一万年!

　　祝：Oh, honey… 此时两人相拥 配合音乐

　　背景音乐响起 爱你一万年 全剧终