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　　Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)

　　(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

　　Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。

　　Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

　　Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~

　　赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!

　　毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。

　　Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。

　　Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?

　　Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。

　　Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

　　赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。

　　Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。

　　Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

　　赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?

　　Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

　　毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。

　　Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

　　赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。

　　Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。

　　Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!

　　赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!

　　(小沈阳上)(Shenyang, the waiter, enters.)

　　Shenyang Sorry, sir. We're of high class here. We don't take on stuff from street . 小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品。

　　Uncle Zhao We're your customers. Don't we look like it?

　　赵本山：不是，我们是吃饭的。不像啊?(翻起衣服，露出衣服里面的百元大钞) Shenyang oh yeah yeah yeah ….

　　小沈阳：是的是的。。。。

　　Uncle Zhao this is an important meal here, miss.

　　赵本山：我说姑娘啊，这顿饭非常重要。

　　Shenyang I’m not a miss ,I’m a man ,a real man from the inside out.

　　小沈阳：妈呀，你管谁叫姑娘呢，人家是纯爷们。

　　Shenyang Uncle Zhao Then, how can you wear in a skirt?

　　赵本山：咋这么个打扮，还穿个裙子呢。

　　Shenyang See, it's no skirt but Capri pants .it's men's wear in Scottish style.. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking.

　　小沈阳：这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。再说也不是裙子啊，这不七分裤吗。你看，是有腿的哦。妈呀，着急穿跑偏了。妈呀，我说走道咋没有裆呢。

　　Uncle Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy, we're gonna have a important guest here in a minute. You must do you' best.

　　赵本山：行了，那条腿留明儿个穿，哈哈哈。小伙子我跟你说呀，今天我要请一位重要客人吃饭，你一定要招待好。

　　Shenyang No problem.

　　小沈阳：呃，没问题。

　　Uncle Zhao How much did the most expensive meal cost here? .

　　赵本山：我问问你，你们这个酒店把最贵的都点上得多少钱?

　　Shenyang About 10,000 to 20,000.

　　小沈阳：得一、两万的。

　　Uncle Zhao What if somebody eats today and pays tomorrow?

　　赵本山：一、两万?啊，那啥，有没有这种情况，今儿个吃完了，明儿个来结账? Shenyang Are you IOU?

　　小沈阳：打白条儿啊?

　　Uncle Zhao Not that. I've got the money anyway. Take this.

　　赵本山：不是啊，不是打白条，不差钱，有钱。喏。

　　Shenyang What's it?

　　小沈阳：啥意思?

　　Uncle Zhao A tip for you.

　　赵本山：小费。

　　Shenyang You are handsome, sir - you look cool!

　　小沈阳：妈呀，大爷你真敞亮，你太帅了。

　　Uncle Zhao that’ok . but you are not get it for nothing'. When my guest comes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doing so.

　　赵本山：给一百块钱还帅呢。我跟你说这不白给啊。一会儿客人到了，你一定要给足我面子，明白吗?我到点菜的时候，你得替我兜着点。

　　Shenyang Like how’s?

　　小沈阳：咋兜呢?

　　Uncle Zhao Showing due respect for my guest, but don not too expensive .What if I ask for something dear?

　　赵本山：既把面子给了，但是呢又不能花得......太狠。我要点贵菜...... Shenyang I'll say "sorry, this we don't have."

　　小沈阳：我就说没有呗。

　　Uncle Zhao You're smart. Come on boy ,

　　赵本山：哎呀妈呀，你太厉害了。来来来，拿点.(从衣服里又拿出钱)

　　Shenyang Thank you

　　小沈阳：谢谢。

　　Yadar Grandpa, I'm hungry.

　　毛毛： 爷爷，我有点饿了。

　　Uncle Zhao How much's a bowl of noodles?

　　赵本山：饿了?来碗面条。

　　Shenyang 78 yuan.

　　小沈阳：呃，78一碗。

　　Uncle Zhao What noodles can be so expensive?

　　赵本山：啥面?这么贵。

　　Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles.

　　小沈阳：苏格兰打卤面。

　　Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much?

　　赵本山：是不是卤子贵?

　　Shenyang It's free.

　　小沈阳：卤不要钱。

　　Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the taste is right. Tack it quack!

　　赵本山：那就来碗卤子，先尝尝咸淡。快去，快去。

　　Shenyang It is no one to called before, sir.

　　小沈阳：妈呀，没这么上过呀。

　　Uncle Zhao You think so only because I didn't show up here before. Now it's time to make change.

　　赵本山：那是我没来，我要来，你早就这么上了。去吧去吧。

　　Shenyang (to himself) If I say noodle free, ask for noodle have.

　　小沈阳：这老爷子，我要说面条不要钱，要面条了你还。

　　Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTV's 星光大道 comes, you must show your' best, OK?

　　赵本山：来，站起来。跟你说，一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你一定要给我争个脸，好不?

　　Yadar:ok.

　　毛毛： 好吧。

　　Uncle zhao : It's the best opportunity for you' own future. Grandpa's been preparin you over the past 40-plus years.

　　赵本山：这是个绝好的机会，爷爷我已经培养你40年了。

　　Yadar Grandpa,see how old I now.

　　毛毛：看我才多大呀?、

　　Uncle Zhao I prepared you' daddy for 30 extra years. Though he is not good enough, So you really should outdo him. Can you make it ?