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英语剧本10人版短剧

时间: 2018-10-15 13:21:04    人气:54

  《孔雀东南飞》原是语文课本中的一篇古文,但也被广泛地用到了课本剧的改编之中,其中还有搞笑的版本。

  《孔雀东南飞》(短剧英语剧本10人版)

  Wanderseveryfivemiles

  焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)

  焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)

  太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)

  Prologue

  (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)

  J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy

  wifeisWuSong.

  (指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!

  (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?

  MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,

  smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender

  thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!

  (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)

  MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)

  Act1

  (序幕结束时,JM作偷听状)

  JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!

  (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?

  L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?

  JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland

  dearestmother-in-law”.

  L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?

  JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so

  lazy……

  L:But……

  JM:Neverinterruptme!

  L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall

  daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken

  and……

  JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!

  L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour

  son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

  Act2

  (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)

  L:Mum,I’mback!

  LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?

  L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.

  LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon

  marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten

  tome.Lookatyourself……

  L:But,mum……

  LM:Neverinterruptme!

  L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And

  I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.

  LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter

  Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo

  andtellhim.(下)

  L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅

  铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)

  Act3

  (J睡眼惺忪上)

  J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?

  (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!

  (突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.

  (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围

  裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now

  shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.

  JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?

  J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!

  JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice

  girl,goandtakeherback!

  J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!

  Act4

  (J开心地走着,忽然跳出来三个强盗)

  A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!

  Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)

  B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)

  C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头,但踩到了A的脚)

  AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!

  J(搜遍了每一个口袋,掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?

  (三强盗晕倒状,接着三人聚在一边商量)

  A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!

  B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!

  C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand

  robthewedding!

  A&B:Goodidea!

  J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!

  AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!

  J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!

  (突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo

  withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.

  B:Haveyougotanyexperience?

  J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票,上书$1,000,000)

  Act5

  (转眼已到了婚礼之期.MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上,J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)

  (J和三强盗跃至台中)

  ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!

  A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!

  B:AndIplantedonetree.

  C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---

  J:Giveusallyourmoney!

  (L听到J的声音,掀起了盖头)

  L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)

  (MS大怒,挥拳向J打来.J矮身一躲,MS打中了J身后的L,L晕倒)

  J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!(挥拳向MS冲去)

  (J与MS混战,JM上,以拐杖击晕MS)

  (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)

  J(扶起L,关切地问):Honey,howareyou?

  L(哭状):Ihurtalot!

  J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)

  L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)

  (音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)

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